Finding Blanche

Nothing stays the same.

The 5 simple secrets to a perfect relationship.

I just got this email from my sister. I was sure it was one of those motivational blah blah blah emails. But read on:

1. It’s important to have a partner who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a partner who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a partner who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a partner who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very, very, important that these four persons don’t know each other.

4 Comments »

  steakbellie wrote @

ok, thats pretty funny……

  Miz Liz wrote @

Now THAT’S funny…

  TMTLTH wrote @

Don’t know how I got here, but that seriously made me laugh out loud.

  kristin wrote @

i sent that to my mom; so funny!


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