Mistaken identity.
Posted: February 22, 2007 Filed under: Uncategorized 4 Comments »As I was walking across the parking lot making my way to the gym this morning, a very tall and extremely handsome 30-something man stopped me.
He: Where were you?
Me: Excuse me?
He: Weren’t you going to give me a massage this morning?
Me: (blank stare)
He: I thought we made an appointment.
Me: For a massage?
He: Do you work here?
Me: No.
He: Oh, sorry. You look like…
Me: Maybe another time? (smile/joking of course)
He: (laughs and walks away mortified)
That sounds like the plot of a bad porno (or a good one), I mean, from what I’ve heard…
Hilarious. I like the “blank stare” response.
But y’know…everytime I think someone’s said something funny to me by chance, I find out he’s been approaching every woman in the coffee shop with the same line (aren’t you writing a book?)
OMG he must have been so embarrassed.
Steve – now that you mention it…
GNG – Now that’s funny. Some line!
Junebee – yes, he was!