Finding Blanche

Nothing stays the same.

More than an handful?

Okay, I know that’s a guy thing to say/think. But tonight, I was hanging with some girlfriends and the subject came up. Here we were. Five women from the early thirties to the mid (okay mid/late but who is counting?) forties. Five women from 32AA to 36D.

We’re in different degrees of happiness/acceptance of our breast-size-lot-in-life. Some of use fondly remember larger times – before all the kids – and some have always been this way.

It was a fine, lively conversation. One that stemmed from the discussion of one of the daughters entering puberty. (YIKES!)

The challenge I was given as I walked/ran to the door…

“So what ARE those advantages of being flat-chested to which you refer?”

Stutter, stutter….

So here is my list. What is great about being flat-chested. Especially for you-know-who-you-are, you new-blog-reader-you….

1) you can lay on the beach on your stomach
2) you don’t need to buy those $50 jogging bras
3) you sag less
4) you weigh less (boobs are heavy!)
5) no danger of a black eye when running
6) you know those great sleek tank swim suits? enough said.

And to the person who inspired this post? You are beautiful – and you wouldn’t be who you are any other way!

Even if you did take my money tonight….

6 Comments »

  Jay wrote @

So, I’m bigger than your top ender who is ‘only’ 36D, and have never been flat-chested – well, not since I was about twelve, anyway – so all I can do is list the disadvantages of being big up top.

1 – it gives you backache

2 – it makes it difficult to buy pretty but supportive bras

3 – lying on your front is very uncomfortable

4 – now that manufacturers don’t bother making blouses with bust darts, it’s nigh on impossible to get one that fits properly

5 – you can’t wear anything with frills or ruffles or fancy stuff on your top half without frightening people

6 – stretch marks

7 – the monthly breast check is much, much harder. Looking for lumps in a small bust must be like counting ribs on a greyhound.

But actually I love my shapely bust and wouldn’t change it.

  ellen wrote @

Well, the boob fairy did come for all those years ago. She was kind and fair. I was happy. But then, she revisited me after I had kids and took her gift away!! Unfortunately she left those 2 little pesky nymphs… You know … Droopy and Saggy. That boob fairy is a bitch!

  libby wrote @

These bodacious breasts,
they sits on my chest
passively causing commotion

some girls, they feel jealous,
some men, overzealous,
but really, they’re just more skin to lotion

always i did covet
those wee pretty titties,
bra-less girls seem so carefree

but pendulous or perky,
perfect or quirky,
each breast is a thing of beauty

Thank you, boob fairy :-)

  Jen wrote @

Great poem. I wish I could feel the same, but I’ve been considering the artificial option for quite some time.

  DJ Kirkby wrote @

I used to be so flat chested that it didn’t make a diffrence if I put my bra on backwards…but since having a child, I run the risk of giving myself a black eye if I attempt to jog without one on!

  Zandria wrote @

I completely agree! I’ve never wanted big boobies! :)


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