Finding Blanche

Nothing stays the same.

Archive for February, 2010

Payback.

My first baby. Oh how I loved that boy. Sure, the first several months were hard with him waking up several times a night. But it was worth it.

It wasn’t long before he was sleeping through the night. And aside from when he had a cold – or worse – he usually slept all night long.

All night long meaning until 5:30 or 6:00 in the morning.

But I didn’t mind. Much.

I loved him and it was worth it.

More time to be with my precious little boy.

When he started school at age five, things changed. He’d sleep until 7:00 in the morning most days. Sometimes, even longer. It was perfect. I was going to get up then anyway. Except for on the weekends. But my time would come, I knew.

Andrew and I would alternate weekends that we’d get a chance to sleep until 9:00 or so.

And it wasn’t all that long before my kid (and his subsequent 2 brothers) could get up on a Saturday morning, pour some cereal and chillax on their own until we woke up from the sound of the coffee grinding at 9:00 am.

Heaven.

Pure coffee-aroma heaven.

And that, my friends, was reality for quite some time. I loved it. Basked in it. Appreciated it.

Fast forward to 2010.

My almost 15 year old gets himself up at 6:00 am every weekday for school. By himself. He gets dressed, makes breakfast, packs his lunch and is ready to go to school by 6:45.

But.

On the weekends, he’s a slacker.

I have to wake him up, cajole him… and yes, maybe even threaten him (well, at least explain the consequences) to get his butt out of bed.

Yes, it’s unfair that we have house showings and have to clean on Saturday mornings. And I know he’d prefer not to have religious school at 9:00 on Sunday mornings.

But such is life.

So it occurred to me the other morning as I suggested he get up that it’s an interesting role reversal.

He woke me up for years when I wanted to sleep.

Now, it’s my turn.

Payback’s a bitch.

Product reviews

I don’t do product reviews on this site. While at BlissDom I talked to lots of people who do. Some people get samples only; some get paid.

In the name of full disclosure, this bag of Poppycock was given to me in my BlissDom conference bag. So I did not pay for it.

Last night, I had a few pieces. Tucked the bag in my carry-on so I’d have a little snack for my travels back home.

While sitting at the airport in Nashville, I had a few pieces. And a few more. I typed and typed and snacked and snacked.

Then all of a sudden, I realized I was scraping the bottom of the bag.

Oops.

Fortunately, when I checked the nutrition information on the back of the empty bag, I saw it was only 160 calories.

Phew.

Oops.

That would be per serving.

No worries. How many servings could there be in the bag?

Seven.

That’d be 1,120 calories.

My best decision? Nah.

But man, oh, man that stuff is good.

(Ellen, Libby, Kristin, et.al: Don’t tell Cyrus!)

I Am

(a poem by my youngest son)

I am smart and a gourmet,
I wonder how it feels to be famous,
I hear bacon sizzling,
I see computers all the time,
I want to be a chef,
I am smart and a gourmet.

I pretend to be indifferent,
I feel happy when I eat,
I care about my religion,
I worry about the environment,
I cry when people die,

I am smart and a gourmet.
I understand the subjects in school,
I say that I am intelligent,
I dream that I will become an artist,
I try to play saxophone well,
I hope the Saints win the SuperBowl,
I am smart and a gourmet.