The beginning of the end?

Today was a turning point.

It started out like most days. I woke up early and went to the gym. In the winter, I might wear capris or sweat pants, but when it’s hot out, I wear shorts. Like today.

I worked out with my trainer, Cyrus, today. He challenges me on most days. Today, even more than usual. I was feeling very inadequate and very on the edge of tears when I realized (during an exercise that was not very ladylike, I might add) that I’d missed a few choice spots when I shaved last night.

Well, I can tell you that I used special shave cream and really took my time shaving. This time. Usually, I rush through with a bar of soap and an old razor. But this was my new special 5 blade razor that I got free in the mail and my girly gel. So it should be great, yes? Plus, I distinctly remember that the hot water was particularly nice and I stayed in there longer than usual.

And yet, I missed some serious hair.

I swear.

I

didn’t

see

it.

There. I’ve said it. But now, what am I going to do? I can only think of one solution.

Wear my reading glasses in the shower.

Yikes. Is this the beginning of the end?

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6 thoughts on “The beginning of the end?

  1. ROFLMAO.

    seriously.

    (nan is my mom – something screwed up with her user name. nan is what my kids call her) πŸ˜‰

  2. aWendy, sorry. I thought I told you that I had a new irl. Your mom is soooo funny. There are a few other little experiences that you learn about as you get older. Candlelight, for example, during a romantic dinner can make a woman look younger, but damn if she can read the menu. πŸ™‚

    I have signed up on your account twice, and for some reason I never get recognized. So I am Anonymous once again.

    Paula

  3. This really cracked me up.

    Will it make you feel better if I tell you I can’t see my toenaiels when I’m wearing my contacts, so I wear my normal glasses to paint them…only I have to wear a pair of reading glasses over the normal glasses.

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