Oh, and I despise clutter.
So, you might find it hard to believe…. but I let Davis pimp my screen.
And I love it.
Why, you ask?
Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe because I secretly covet the gangsta lifestyle? Uh, no. That’s not it.
Maybe because I’d never publicly do any of this. Perhaps.
But it feels like wearing a really, scanty, lacy thong under a business suit. It’s like my little secret.
Except that I just told you. (so keep it to yourself.)