1) What is this obsession with public restrooms?
2) Why am I so sensitive that a comment can ruin my afternoon?
3) Why would someone report my email (for a local nonprofit) as spam, thereby causing me hours of unnecessary work and suffering?
4) Why is this night different from all other nights? (okay, that was a joke.)
5) Isn’t it odd that so many people I care about have birthdays the first half of January?
6) Look at me. I make you smile, I bring a tear to your eye, but I can’t be seen. What am I?
7) Is my dishwasher really fixed this time?
10) How will I ever get the recipe for the challah we had in Maine?
11) Is the weekend really coming soon?
12) Why did I schedule a workout for 6:30 tomorrow morning?
13) How can I love those boys so much, and yet I can’t wait until they go to bed tonight!?