Everyone knows I hate getting email jokes. Mitchell, did I forget to tell you? But I really liked this. In fact, I cackled. Not snickered. Not just laughed. I cackled.
Too much of a build-up? Here goes…
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients
were shouting, 13….13….13.
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and
looked through to see what was going on.
Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting 14….14….14