I came home today to a notice on my door.
Took it off and it left tons of yuck and sticky on the window. Arghhh.
From the FBI – US office of Personnel Management.
It is necessary that I speak with you regarding an individual who is being considered for a position of trust with the U.S. Government. Your comment regarding this individual’s fitness and suitabilty would be greatly appreciated.
What do they think? I work out with this person? Who are they talking about? Yikes. This is so darn creepy.
I guess I’ll call them tomorrow, as requested.
Otherwise, they might start investigating me.