Phat idea.

So we were driving down the road and I hear giggling from the back seat.

“What’s so funny, guys?” I ask.

“Nothing, Mom.”

More giggling. Bordering on cackling. Okay, now I know something’s up.

I convinced them to tell me what was so honking funny.

“So here’s the idea….Reverse Liposuction.”

Well, that’s about the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard. But wait. There’s more.

“You choose your celebrity. And then, we’ll put their fat into you. You can have Britney’s thighs. Madonna’s stomach. You name it. Celebrity fat. We’re going to make a fortune.”

And while I thought it was hysterical and extremely creative, it freaked me out that:

1) they know what liposuction is
2) they know that famous people do it
3) they know that there really might be a market for that celebrity fat

What a world we live in.


8 thoughts on “Phat idea.

  1. you know some crazy fan would save all of their money, forgo a mortgage payment, pass on dentist appointments for their kids just to have their FAVORITE star’s junk put into THEIR trunk. If people dumpster dive for chewed pieces of gum from their favorite celeb, they would certainly do this!!

  2. I agree with Ellen. They’ll become millionaires and we’ll look at each other and say “now why didn’t WE think of that? LOL

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